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Misc. Tips for getting LAID

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BennyMuso, Jan 10, 2019.

  1. King of all Teachers

    King of all Teachers Active Member

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    I don't know what that means but you made me laugh out loud!
     
  2. WillyBest

    WillyBest 2019 Man of The Year Gold

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  3. convincer

    convincer VIP Extreme Gold

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    Women either like you or don't. It's what you say to fuck it up before they bang you.
     
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  4. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    I knew a tranny from Mexico who says "peenoosh".
     
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    Pothead Well-Known Member

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    Dress as a Marvel character, not D.C.
     
  6. awgeewiz

    awgeewiz New Member

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    Treat her like garbage, also, stop wiping
     
  7. Kobesagent

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    Shadow and mimic this guy --------> @RH Goatcabin he's a regular poon hound, an OG pussy whisperer.
     
  8. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!"

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    Put a gun to the back of her head and/or up her cunt. She will obey.
     
  9. MarcusAurelius

    MarcusAurelius Breast Man VIP Gold

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    If it’s “and” doesn’t that mean you need two guns?
     
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    Treat whores like queens and queens like whores.
     
  11. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Ok people... 2010 OG Gold

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    And here we go...:nojj:
     
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  12. somedude61

    somedude61 Well-Known Member

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    Grab some cash and find a hooker. Simple without all the fucking around trying to get a girl to like you.
     
  13. B Stache

    B Stache is Bahindur Stachian VIP

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    Remember that time you challenged us to exceed 5,000 posts for you to fuck off?

    LoL
     
  14. babybear

    babybear AZ Wherewolf Gold

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    Don't use words like chads or roasties you stupid incel.
     
  15. Mr.Marbles

    Mr.Marbles Well-Known Member

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    Works every time!
     
  16. MarcusAurelius

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    If you don’t like white, this will do it right

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  17. MarcusAurelius

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    Millennial trophy whores who make excuses because they don’t have game.

    When I was in my 20’s and had a dry spell I just upped my effort or lowered my standards.
     
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    rory Well-Known Member

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  19. Stevie

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    I remember a lot of other things too...


    ;)

    LoL