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Want to dress like Flo from Progressive Insurance?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DFWTexan1975, Oct 11, 2010.

  1. DFWTexan1975

    DFWTexan1975 The Saloon News Anchor

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    1. Perky wig or hairstyle
    2. Navy headband
    3. MAC® Lady Bug lipstick
    4. White polo shirt
    5. I ♥ Insurance button (Download a PDF)
    6. Tricked-out name tag (Download a PDF)
    7. Watch with a thin brown band
    8. White apron with Progressive logo (Download a JPG)
    TIP: Buy iron-on transfer paper from a craft or office supply store, and use it to add the logo to a plain apron.

    9. White pants
    10. Navy Chuck Taylor All Star shoes®

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    http://www.progressive.com/dresslikeflo.aspx
     
  2. Atomic Wedgie

    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

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    I'd like to punch that annoying bitch in the cunt.
     
  3. TYSON

    TYSON New Member VIP

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    yea but I bet she gives great handjobs :woowoo:
     
  4. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    DISCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!:d
     
  5. ohnoes

    ohnoes New Member Banned User

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    Ninja'd...great minds think alike. :jj:
     
  6. mingmen

    mingmen New Member

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    dick sucking lips
     
  7. TYSON

    TYSON New Member VIP

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    She probably won't shut up with all of that insurance talk. I would have to slap her face a few times first then pinch her nose shut and slide it all the way down her throat.
    Make that bitch gag. :mspin:
     
  8. mingmen

    mingmen New Member

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    she loves that. blech!
     
  9. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    :lol:
     
  10. deth

    deth New Member

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    Funny. I also thought about her handjob giving ability.

    Not hot enough to get eaten out or piped. Not pretty enough for a blowjob. Tits not big enough for titty fucking. But she got hands! :D
     
  11. DFWTexan1975

    DFWTexan1975 The Saloon News Anchor

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    I bet those hands are insured :jj:
     
  12. Club

    Club New Member

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    God that's funny :jj:
     
  13. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    kiss my grits
     
  14. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Looks like she uses a "bump-it".
     
  15. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    I was thinking of this Flo.

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