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Entertainment What are some of the comments you've had on your Willy

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BennyMuso, Jul 8, 2019.

  1. BennyMuso

    BennyMuso Limey MBE VIP Gold

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    When the girl first saw it for the first time.
     
  2. RobsDad

    RobsDad Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    Well, my first name IS William, so I'm gonna let your imagination run wild.... :)
     
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    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    Wait, did you mean comments literally written on said willy? And,if so, was a Sharpie involved or something more innocuous like eyebrow pencil?
     
  4. BennyMuso

    BennyMuso Limey MBE VIP Gold

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    Not literally. :jj:


    I've had comments how thick it is.
     
  5. yaddc

    yaddc VIP Extreme Gold

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    O it's so cute........:toptip:
     
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  6. Chief

    Chief Joie de hooha Staff Member

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    I get "Quit poking me with that thing" a lot.
     
  7. Winst

    Winst Well-Known Member VIP

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    I've had mine ordered up via room service.

    ...along with a side order eggs and waffles.



     
  8. AcquiringSignal

    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP Gold

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    “Sweet Willy’s bro...”

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  9. x76

    x76 giant monster Gold

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    I get asked "Is it in?" a lot...
     
  10. Slice

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    Don't look! Call the police!
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad 2010 OG Gold

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    Your Mum said “Money up front” before sucking it.
    Best 5 quid I ever spent.
     
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  12. Mama looka

    Mama looka Well-Known Member

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    I have a tattoo on mine. It says "Tiny."







    But when I get a hard on it says "Ticonderoga New York."
     
  13. greenchiclets

    greenchiclets Living in the 70's

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    I got a "CONGRATULATIONS" the other night after showing it on cam. :hehe:
    True story.
     
  14. Josey Wales

    Josey Wales Missouri Boat Ride Gold

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  15. WillyBest

    WillyBest This aggression will not stand Gold

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    I said "CONGRATULATIONS" to some guy the other night after he showed it to me on cam. :hehe: True story.
     
  16. Walygatr

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    "It's a boner eclipse!" (after finding her flashlight of course)
     
  17. ClumpyStern

    ClumpyStern HSS-clean 2011 to 2017 (Relapsed after Jay died) VIP

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    Most often, "You should be in porn." Not because it's particularly huge, but because back when there were only about a dozen guys doing porn (10 or 11 of whom looked like total shit naked), and until I was about 40, I needed to blow 4 loads the first time I was with any girl and it always stayed rock-hard with zero refractory time in between #1 and #2. Even now, I never need anything more than visual stimulation to get hard and I can still have 4 -5 orgasms on a good day and have never in my life had any woman have to do anything to my dick to get hard...I don't think my flaccid dick has ever been in a girl's hand or mouth. I also have near-total orgasm-timing control. I may sometimes have a hard time getting there (which works out great for women), but I never have to worry about blowing a load too soon. I can also (still) have partial orgasms that women don't even realize aren't complete orgasms until I tell them I'm not done; usually at least 2 or 3 for 1 full orgasm but I've managed to split a single orgasm into 5 or 6 partials before with 2 women involved. The most orgasms I've ever had in 24 hours is 9 (about 2 years ago), which obviously involved more than 1 woman, although I once jerked off alone 8 times in about 12 hours one summer when I was 18 and not getting any at the time. I did consider doing porn and once met with Nina Hartley about it, but I wasn't willing to move to CA and that's where all of them were being produced. I almost went to law school in San Diego instead of NYC and I think if I had, I'd also have done some porn.

    sncfldmfcamn
     
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    no one's done an "Oh My.." post yet.

    :facepalm:
     
  19. Gomez

    Gomez VIP Extreme Gold

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    sounds kinda gay
     
  20. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    “That thing should be free!”