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Entertainment What are some of the comments you've had on your Willy

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BennyMuso, Jul 8, 2019.

  1. Coke Can Baby

    Coke Can Baby Don't be a skunk

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    I’m sorry
     
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    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    Why? Were you charging for it?
     
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  3. Dan

    Dan Well-Known Member

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    It's not long, but it's skinny!
     
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  4. Toronto Tom

    Toronto Tom Well-Known Member

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    'That's gross.'
     
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    McLennison Well-Known Member

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    You could write War and Peace on Moby.
     
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    Rocinante FRIEND OF THE COURT Gold

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    Your mom had to dislocate her jaw to fit it in her mouth.
     
  7. somedude61

    somedude61 Well-Known Member

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    Here is some insight about women for you guys. I once was on a date. We got naked. I asked, Do you like it? (meaning my johnson). She replied, "I like you." So it probably didn't matter what it looked like or what she actually thought of it. Since I was attached to it, it was all good. And yes we banged all night. She was sore and I was tired.
     
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  8. Raggybluemuffin

    Raggybluemuffin Well-Known Member

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    This legitimately made me laugh.
     
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  9. Mfactor

    Mfactor Well-Known Member

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    Joes Jumbo Dog.
     
  10. ClumpyStern

    ClumpyStern HSS-clean 2011 to 2017 (Relapsed after Jay died) VIP

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    That doesn't mean they don't like some dicks more than others: every woman has a shape and size (or size range) that she likes best and other types and sizes that she thinks are gross, irrespective of what she thinks of the guy to whom it's attached. Men's big mistake in this area is thinking that most women want huge dicks when most of them probably think slightly larger than average is perfect. Not busting balls here at all, but I'm thinking that when a woman answers "I like you" to that question, it probably means she wasn't all that crazy about your dick but that it wasn't a deal-breaker because she genuinely liked you. I'm thinking that the answer would have been similar but would have included the word "yes" somewhere in there if the answer to the specific question you asked was yes. No offense intended.
     
  11. somedude61

    somedude61 Well-Known Member

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    You have a point but she got a lot of repeat visits from me, at her request. So it couldn't have been too bad.
     
  12. Weed

    Weed Well-Known Member

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    It’s too bad they usually have a character limit on those dating apps. This would make for a great Tinder profile introduction.
     
  13. robbykrieger

    robbykrieger Lyrical Gangsta Gold

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    “Gurka, gurka, gurka...”
     
  14. the G-man

    the G-man Well-Known Member

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    "I never would have thought you were into country music..."
     
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    The women like my big cock it is. They like to come over and cum on it it is.
     
  16. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    Freak!
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    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Usually women say oh my God after I thrust inside
     
  18. ClumpyStern

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    No doubt. Women are also different from guys in that they can overlook something specific that might bother them (not saying that was necessarily the case). We guys, on the other hand, have a much harder time with that. For example, I have a very specific body type that I like and if I were single and dating, all sorts of shit would be deal-breakers for me: too tall and thin, no calves, anything but straight hair, yada yada...

    No shit. Tell me about it. I was married by the time Tinder became a thing, but on AOL (where Mrs. Clumpy and I met and where I met women the way guys meet them now on Tinder), you could have a profile and put as much info as you wanted and photos and shit. Do couples (and/or married women) typically use Tinder to hook up, or mainly just single people? Cause I'd consider upgrading to a smart phone for that.
     
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    Chigs At least I'm enjoying the ride VIP

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    "Please put it away, sir. And please make sure you show the librarian your card if you check out any books."
     
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    DarkFriday Fox Two. Gold

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