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Misc. What do you do to get your woman Wet

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BennyMuso, Aug 16, 2019.

  1. BennyMuso

    BennyMuso Limey MBE VIP Gold

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    There's a few guys in here that if you want to get them rock hard...show 'em a steroid muscle freak in a speedo pretending to wrestle...I won't name names but you can find most in the kobesagent wrastlin' thread.

    Rock hard I tell you.
     
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    Throw ‘em in the lake!
     
  4. ljc

    ljc fish sucks on the stick Gold

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    show them my likes.
     
  5. Flabo

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    There’s nothing better than either touching a woman down there or going down on her and she’s already wet. It makes you feel like a man and you know she’s into it, how you get her there is different with all of them, a woman is not a machine where you just press X,Y, and Z and she becomes wet. So my best advice is to communicate with her and find out what she finds exciting, what she fantasizes about, how and where she likes to be touched. Does she like to be caressed, or does she like to be thrown around, does she like to be kissed on her neck, or does she like to make out?, etc. the biggest sex organ is your mind, and that’s where you need to start.
     
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  6. IfTheyOnlyKnew

    IfTheyOnlyKnew Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    :golfclap:
     
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    IfTheyOnlyKnew Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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    Oh, yeah... :hersh:
     
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  8. Bobby Axelrod

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    Piss on her
     
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    Pumpkinboy Well-Known Member

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    Jewelry!
     
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    Disgusting. :gross:
     
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  11. sstressed

    sstressed as i am, so are these. as are these, so am i. Gold

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    got a house with a pool.

    she left anyway.

    :)
     
  12. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP Gold

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    :wtf: this is more offensive than any thread i have ever made. I show them my wiener
     
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    I throw a bucket of ice cold water on her and then demand she service me.
     
  14. Bobby Axelrod

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    It works tho
     
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    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP Gold

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    im semi hard---can i see them?
     
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    Pencotron WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME !! VIP

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    2 ways to get my woman wet:

    1. Kiss her neck and ear lobes
    2. Have her go down on me
     
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    She also likes when you kiss the back of her knees FYI
     
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    Pencotron WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME !! VIP

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    Yeah and you left your beer in the fridge AGAIN.
     
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    Here you go you motherless faggot.

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    Cropdust her as I saunter by.