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What have you thrown at someone?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Eggrollz, Apr 9, 2019.

  1. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted Gold

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    In a fit of blind rage, I once threw a lamp at my husband.
     
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  2. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Beleaguered, yet somehow viscous... 2010 OG Gold

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    Rubber Novelty Store Vomit
     
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  3. Pig

    Pig Fat Happy Old Pig Gold

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    Pair of scissors at my older brother when I was about 7. Stuck him in the leg.
     
  4. Nunz

    Nunz ♦ ╦hë ╠╣Á©k ♦ Gold

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    :oops: feces





























    :yay: I'm a fuckin' monkey, man! :yay:
     
  5. Eggrollz

    Eggrollz Well-Known Member VIP

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    I’d say the winners so far are scissors, a knife and a lamp. Where is @Slippy ? I’m sure she’s thrown a chair or two in her bar-fighting days.
     
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  6. Eggrollz

    Eggrollz Well-Known Member VIP

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    @Nikkerz threw a cat at someone, but in her defence she was blacked out with rage.
     
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  7. Caomhan

    Caomhan Titties and Beer Gold

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    I forgot water balloons
     
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  8. Snort

    Snort Beep beep, Richie. VIP Gold

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    Yes.

    When we first started driving at 16 and were totally dumb...we used to buy candy corn and toss it out the driver window (while driving of course) so that it would fall onto the oncoming traffic windshield.

    Never tried to break anything...we just needed that sweet sound of the candy hitting the glass. :facepalm:
     
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  9. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown C2 H5 OH VIP

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    Freshman year High School gum class.

    Class was about to end. We were gathering all the basketballs.
    I launched a basketball across the whole gum in the direction of the gym teacher.
    I guess I was trying to hit him, not thinking that it would ever happen.
    I nailed him right in the head.

    He never saw it coming.
    Never knew who did it.
     
  10. Eggrollz

    Eggrollz Well-Known Member VIP

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    Epic.
     
  11. potroast

    potroast Well-Known Member VIP

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    No one answered dirt bombs? :fil:

    Don't see anyone with firecrackers either.
     
  12. Czech

    Czech I've Stop Making Threads

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    who remembers that bloke who threw shoes at your former president ? lol
     
  13. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member

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    I tend to duck and hide. Last time I smashed 2 beer bottles, held them in front of me while backed into a corner.
     
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    Lagersolut VIP Extreme Gold

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    snowballs
     
  15. Eggrollz

    Eggrollz Well-Known Member VIP

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    Like a mouth full of jizz?
     
  16. BearShit

    BearShit I was to smell and taste your Gusset Gold

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    I threw a brick at a friend in 7th grade on a dare.

    I threw a baseball at this guy who hit me with a pitch.

    I also threw frags overseas, don't know the outcome of those

    I threw pennies at some guy driving behind me with their brights on

    I threw a dart at a fews guys bare backs

    In 11th grade lunch was over and the whole school walked down this walkway. I saw a cherry tomato on the ground picked it up and threw it really hard. It bounced off this guys head, his name was Gary

    In 9th grade leaving 7th period math class I threw my gum in some guys hair.
     
  17. Nikkerz

    Nikkerz Well-Known Member

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    At least someone remembers the last part.
     
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  18. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    I threw a VHS tape at my boyfriend
     
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  19. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Its a tarp Gold

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    Strike or ball?
     
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  20. Eggrollz

    Eggrollz Well-Known Member VIP

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    THIS IS PRIVATE PARTS! PUT IT IN THE FUCKING VCR!