Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Eggrollz, Apr 9, 2019.
In a fit of blind rage, I once threw a lamp at my husband.
Rubber Novelty Store Vomit
Pair of scissors at my older brother when I was about 7. Stuck him in the leg.
I'm a fuckin' monkey, man!
I’d say the winners so far are scissors, a knife and a lamp. Where is @Slippy ? I’m sure she’s thrown a chair or two in her bar-fighting days.
@Nikkerz threw a cat at someone, but in her defence she was blacked out with rage.
I forgot water balloons
When we first started driving at 16 and were totally dumb...we used to buy candy corn and toss it out the driver window (while driving of course) so that it would fall onto the oncoming traffic windshield.
Never tried to break anything...we just needed that sweet sound of the candy hitting the glass.
Freshman year High School gum class.
Class was about to end. We were gathering all the basketballs.
I launched a basketball across the whole gum in the direction of the gym teacher.
I guess I was trying to hit him, not thinking that it would ever happen.
I nailed him right in the head.
He never saw it coming.
Never knew who did it.
No one answered dirt bombs?
Don't see anyone with firecrackers either.
who remembers that bloke who threw shoes at your former president ? lol
I tend to duck and hide. Last time I smashed 2 beer bottles, held them in front of me while backed into a corner.
Like a mouth full of jizz?
I threw a brick at a friend in 7th grade on a dare.
I threw a baseball at this guy who hit me with a pitch.
I also threw frags overseas, don't know the outcome of those
I threw pennies at some guy driving behind me with their brights on
I threw a dart at a fews guys bare backs
In 11th grade lunch was over and the whole school walked down this walkway. I saw a cherry tomato on the ground picked it up and threw it really hard. It bounced off this guys head, his name was Gary
In 9th grade leaving 7th period math class I threw my gum in some guys hair.
At least someone remembers the last part.
I threw a VHS tape at my boyfriend
Strike or ball?
THIS IS PRIVATE PARTS! PUT IT IN THE FUCKING VCR!