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What is the smallest threatening shoe size

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by banksy, Jan 10, 2019.

  1. banksy

    banksy So fesh. So face. VIP

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    I wear a size 12, so if I want to threaten someone I can say "you better blah blah blah if you don't want my size 12 up your ass"

    I don't think that a size 10 is enough of a threat, but that's just me
     
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  2. FunnyFarm2

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    Ain't nobody scared of your size 12.
     
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  3. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Well-Known Member

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    Does a size 9 fit up your ass comfortably?
     
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  4. banksy

    banksy So fesh. So face. VIP

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    Size 9 would be like a pretzel stick in a donut hole imo
     
  5. banksy

    banksy So fesh. So face. VIP

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    I've seen your Sketchers

    They're tiny
     
  6. Tranquil

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    11 1/2
     
  7. banksy

    banksy So fesh. So face. VIP

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    You've got to be careful with that threat though, as you only own one pair of shoes

    If one of your 11 1/2s gets stuck in someone's asshole, you're fucked
     
  8. jdwhatever

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    ^^
     
  10. banksy

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    That's a threatening size
     
  11. Tranquil

    Tranquil Decent! VIP

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    Do you think walmart suddenly just stopped selling shoes?
     
  12. banksy

    banksy So fesh. So face. VIP

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    I have no idea bub

    Never bought shoes from walmart
     
  13. jdwhatever

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    Loofah
     
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    Loofah
     
  15. banksy

    banksy So fesh. So face. VIP

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    I like how Walmart is @Tranquil 's first thought when it comes to needing a new pair of shoes if he loses one in someone's asshole
     
  16. Tranquil

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    They're not bad, have all the major brands, been buying my shoes from them for years.
     
  17. Tranquil

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    You can go to a real shoe store and pay more, if you're a sucker.
     
  18. banksy

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    Do you still only own one pair of shoes or did you get another pair for Christmas
     
  19. banksy

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    lula

    Not everyone wants to wear lunch lady style shoes like you, bub
     
  20. Tranquil

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    One good pair for now, going to buy some work shoes soon.