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What sets you apart from others? No jokes, no schtick.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by A Succulent Chinese Meal, Sep 20, 2010.

  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    It could be here or in real life.

    :)
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    My gigantic clit oh wait that's you
     
  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    I feed childish nonsense by simply posting. I can't win, damn it all.
     
  4. assholeface

    assholeface New Member Banned User

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    there is some discharge coming from my penis
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    I don't want to invite nonsense. I want to find nice friends. I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed a woman. You all make me wanna smooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke!
     
  6. assholeface

    assholeface New Member Banned User

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    smoke my pole with the discharge coming from it
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    What color is the discharge.
     
  8. assholeface

    assholeface New Member Banned User

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    green with shades of purple
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    You might be dying. You know back in the day the doc would just squeeze your ween until the infection came out and he'd fill you full of penisillin. lol.
     
  10. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    or hit yer dick with a mallet
     
  11. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    what's your story? you seem kind of out there. :munch:
     
  12. assholeface

    assholeface New Member Banned User

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    that sounds disgusting
     
  13. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    This could wind up to be a long thread
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    What's yours?
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    I want an ignore feature.
     
  16. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    you first. :munch:
     
  17. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    there is one
     
  18. assholeface

    assholeface New Member Banned User

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    I want to piss on all of you
     
  19. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    I want that first good morning one..so get these guys first
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    Really? Show me where, so I can ignore you. TIA.