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What would you choose for your last meal?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by MONK, Oct 3, 2010.

  1. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I am torn.

    I am thinking a 2 pound lobster tail with drawn butter and a 14oz. Filet. A big assed Baked Potater with butter. Also I want some green beans with almonds and a HUGE Cheesecake to polish it off.

    Also I want a Cheesesteak. And a thin crust pepperoni and sausage pizza.

    And of course a keg of beer. A full keg. Just for me.

    How about you, fuckers?
     
  2. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Filet mignon, medium-rare; topped with lump crab meat in a light butter sauce.
    Side of sour cream mashed potatoes,
    and a big bottle of Cabernet.

    Warm chocolate cake for dessert- with a molten center, topped with hot fudge and a dollop of cool vanilla ice cream.
     
  3. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Nice choice!
     
  4. mingmen

    mingmen New Member

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    something light
     
  5. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    10 kilos of crab legs

    and a keg of Zywiec to wash it down
     
  6. TYSON

    TYSON New Member VIP

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    A bucket-load of clams, shrimp and crab legs along with A tray of lasagna. That's for starters. Then a nice pork roast with that yummy crispy skin....oh shit, then a huge twice-baked potato with butter, sour cream, chive and bacon. Then a side of onion rings, egg rolls and new england clam chowder. For desert, cheesecake for sure with cream puffs and a nice hot funnel cake. All that with a huge Dr. Pepper. I would have mentioned alcohol but I need to save room for food.
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Would you crack em and clean em yourself? Cause that's kind of a pain. I'd have someone help me do it.

    Perhaps a young, fit man with no shirt.

    Or pants.
     
  8. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    This motherfucker "gets it". :thumbup:
     
  9. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    i would crack the shells myself. i dont like dirty hands all over my food.

    dont ask me why that matters to me since its my "last meal", but i would die happy knowing i ate a sanitary meal :dontknow:
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    No, I suppose it makes sense- You could die in peace knowing your last meal didn't include someone else's boogers or fecal matter.
     
  11. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Pretty good lists so far... only thing I'd add is something random like a corn dog or a ham sandwich and a glass of milk or something.


    I mean why the fuck not.
     
  12. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Good call J.

    Throw me down for a Pulled Pork Sammich with Curly Fries and a Chocolate Milk also.
     
  13. mingmen

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    wheatgrass. carrot, celery, beet juice with fresh tumeric
     
  14. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Aw, fuck- a hot dog with sauerkraut, mustard and ketchup!

    Or a sausage sandwich with peppers and onions.

    ...simple deliciousness!
     
  15. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    your idea of throwing a shirtless/pantless man into the situation is intriguing
     
  16. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Terrible late night thread monkey... now I'm hungry as fuck.
     
  17. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I just told my wife my list and was questioned.

    I need to add a plate of Hooters Hot Wings.
     
  18. deverrant

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    :right:
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Fuck it- it's my last meal... maybe he'd be part of it. :dontknow:
     
  20. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    how did monk get the most popular award? :jj: Congrats bro!