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WTF What would you do if your next door neighbor stopped taking care of their yard,...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BaddFunn, Oct 10, 2019.

  1. BaddFunn

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    ...they always left their garbage cans out in front of their house and they let the weeds grow over 2' high in an otherwise nicely kept neighborhood?
     
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  2. agnes

    agnes HAILING FROM DUNKIN' DONUTS Gold

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    drink and watch TV probably
     
  3. Bye You!

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    Yell “cut your lawn!” every time you drive by.

    @MONK
     
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    Report them. I did it for these people down the street that never took their bins in and they ended up getting fined.
     
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    That's a good idea. I might try that.
     
  6. BaddFunn

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    Who did you report them to?
     
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    Knock on their door and see whats going on.
     
  8. City Poster

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    Call the city there are usually ordinances about that kind of stuff.
     
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  9. Bye You!

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    Fines have a cap. Then a lien gets taken on your house. Then you declare bankruptcy. Then you live free in a nice house that looks like shit and annoy the crap out of your neighbors for years and years and years.
     
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    Probably end them and make it look like suicide.
     
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    at least you don’t live next door to this house. it was a real thing for years but i heard it sold last year.

    https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/leslievilles-crazy-doll-house

    96987FE1-49E2-41D6-91E3-5E9F75147985.jpeg
     
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    Drop off some goats to graze on the overgrown lawn.

    Are they ill?
     
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    :chair:
     
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    I wouldn't care as long they didn't rob me while I was at work. :grad:
     
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    Have a "friend" stop by with a fresh batch of cookies and a chat...Problem solved
     
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    I thought about asking the cops to do a welfare check.
     
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    dude
     
  19. Mack

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    Ugh. Lazy, inconsiderate, cocksuckers ruining their neighbors property values are the worst.

    it happened to us at our last house, and my real estate agent guessed it cost us 30 to 35k when we sold. When we moved in it was an elderly couple next door who kept their yard looking like a park, but they passed away and left it to a grandson who fucking trashed the place and never did a fucking thing to keep up on their free property.

    It got so bad that I built a 2' raised "planter" the entire length of our shared fence, and then a year later put in a 6' privacy fence to try and hid the stacks of shit they had piled high.
     
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    It is going to be a 98 yr old man on a fixed income and you will feel bad :(.
     
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