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Entertainment What's the oldest average looking person you'd have sex with

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BennyMuso, Feb 15, 2020 at 5:27 AM.

  1. BennyMuso

    BennyMuso Limey MBE VIP Gold

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    I think I would go to 55.


    None of these age defying celeb examples of 80 year old Jane Fonda or Raquel Welch. :rolleyes:
     
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    So....using your math, you'll be done having sex when you're 56?
     
  3. BennyMuso

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    I'm 37 now and the oldest I'd go is 55.


    They look too haggard after that age.


    Ask me again when I'm that age. :peek:
     
  4. babybear

    babybear Retired in AZ

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    homebrew Well-Known Member VIP

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    58 so far till my wife turns 59
     
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    20ish. 25 tops! :grouch:
     
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    I draw the line at 80
     
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    Good morning Benny . :shitcoffee:
     
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    BennyMuso Limey MBE VIP Gold

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    Morning mate. :happywave:
     
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    How old is your mum?
     
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    Sex seems like a curious novelty for much younger people at this point.
     
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    I think 20 years either way is about right.
     
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    Depends on what she's worth
     
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    depends on the vag,,is it still able to get moist or is it like a dusty corner of an old hardwood floor ? As long as shes still young enough to not break a hip or tear an old wrinkley vag lip, then id fuck an old hag if she wasnt all busted looking
     
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    I thought you already made a thread like this :smokin: but I answered about the same age as your limit. I fucked her Nov 2019 before she went on vacation in VietNam and I think shes coming back this month.
    Fucking good old broad she is.
    :mami:
    prolly wood fuck her again
    :lo5:
     
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    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

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    I never had, nor ever will, have sex with an average looking woman.

    Age has nothing to do with it.
     
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    Wait, does she live in NY? My friend and her friend went on vacation in Vietnam in November and they are both in that age range. They use Dongs there. Dongs is the currency
     
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    What the...
     
  19. BennyMuso

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    It's all down hill from 55 Tigger.