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Words to live by ?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by SikWitIt, Sep 27, 2010.

  1. SikWitIt

    SikWitIt Member VIP

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    "Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hands on you, send him to the cemetery". Malcolm X
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Shove a severed Nigerian cock up your ass and die of AIDS you cum hungry dick licker
     
  3. SikWitIt

    SikWitIt Member VIP

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    Nahh think i will pass on that
     
  4. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Fair enough
     
  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    If it feels good, do it.
     
  7. chrisfromvegas

    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN Gold

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    Do unto others, then split.
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    Everything that comes from the body is natural.
     
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    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN Gold

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    eewww!
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    And don't wear those pants, they're so tight, you can see your pussy from behind! And what about that green thing?! That's provocative!
     
  11. chrisfromvegas

    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN Gold

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    If you love something,
    Set it free
    If it comes back
    It's yours
    If it doesn't
    Hunt it down and kill it.
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    Someone has seen you masturbating.
     
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    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    "it's just an appraisal."
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    You should fucking smile and blow me.
     
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    Jeff Levy called. He wants your address. :hubba:
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    I'm a vomit luvvah. Is it so wrong, a middle aged man, living at home with his mother, wanting a woman to vomit on him?
     
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    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

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    Gas, ass, or grass....nobody rides for free.
     
  18. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    No matter where you go, stop bothering me.
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    The female is inseminated and then eats the male's head, species wide.
     
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    gilaet Hero Of Kvatch Gold

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    Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.