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Stern Show Would you Could you do Gary's Job (poll)

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BennyMuso, Jun 12, 2019.

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Would you Could you do Gary's Job

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  1. BennyMuso

    BennyMuso Limey MBE VIP

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    Poll is private.

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  2. floplop

    floplop Well-Known Member

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    The main thing you would need is skin like an alligator. He is pummeled daily.
     
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  3. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP Gold

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    If plowing yer mom in the ass is the job... I'm in.
     
  4. Vincenzo69

    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Position description: Pretend to book the same 9 A-listers who like Howard and SNL has beens. Cohost a 1-hr wrap up show where you pretend Howard is the greatest interviewer ever while ask disgruntled fans what they do for a living.
     
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    Who is the OP? Dr. Seuss? Could you? Would you in a box? Could you would you with a Fox? Could you, would you eat green eggs and ham, could you would you sam I am?
     
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    Bonzo could do Gary's job......
     
  7. x76

    x76 locked outside and left to die Gold

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    Working around people who have massive egos is not a lot of fun.
     
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    Yes...I bought a new video camera.
     
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    Probably not too much ass kissing involved.
     
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  10. BennyMuso

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    Think of all the staff he has to deal with on top of producing duties.
     
  11. ljc

    ljc fish sucks on the stick Gold

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    I have never done a job in my life.
     
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  12. diddlybo

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    I doubt I would be very good at Gary's job. Too much networking, ass kissing and schmoozing for me, I'm just not good at that stuff. Throw in the constant beatdowns from Howard, tolerating the Turk and that staff full of assholes...no, I doubt I could do it. Maybe for awhile but not too long.
     
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  13. Vincenzo69

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    Yeah but the $
     
  14. The Booey

    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    I don't like his attitude. He's not even the guy who was born on third base and thinks he hit a triple. He's the pinch-runner at third who thinks he hit a triple.
     
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    Absolutely. Radio producer is a low end job filled by morons from broadcast schools for most shows, even the other big ones. It isn't like the Howard Stern Show has ever run a tight ship, which is really the job of the producer.
     
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    All you need is a good list of contacts and the ability to schmooze on the phone. Most of his job can be done by a monkey... then again....
     
  17. Vincenzo69

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    It’s just not happening Gilbert. We don’t really book comedians anymore. 59C49903-94EA-4AA0-B506-FEA4325803A0.jpeg
     
  18. Slice

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    Maybe he forgot to add "funny" in front of the word "comedians".
     
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  19. SternsEgo

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    For the first $2M and then I would quit. I could only handle being a punching bag for so long.
     
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    I've been practicing 8 hours a day since I was born to do his job.

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