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Entertainment Would you recommend visiting Miami

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BennyMuso, Dec 2, 2019.

  1. BennyMuso

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    Big fan of Miami Vice.
     
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    How’s your Spanish
     
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  4. BennyMuso

    BennyMuso Limey MBE VIP Gold

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    All the Spanish I know is Puta.
     
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    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    If you’re attractive and wealthy yes

    If you’re you, then no
     
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    Yes. Fun place to visit. I know you are not going, but if you did, be sure and head down to the Keys
     
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    I was there for a week at a work conference a few years ago. Beautiful place, but the heat was gross. There’s a lot of women with bodies that look to be 25 and faces that look to be 65.
     
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    Miami Beach, yes.
     
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    Tell them Will Smith sent you
     
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  10. Sloppyjoe

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    Fun city.


    Drive to key west while there
     
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    Depends on what you’re looking to do. There are a lot of different areas in Miami.

    Its a fun city with a ton of culture. It’s a bitch to maneuver around though. Traffic is horrible and public transportation sucks.
     
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    Key West is awesome but it’s at least 3.5 hours without traffic or stops. Plan to spend the night there if making that drive.
     
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    This!

    We went during fantasy fest over Halloween weekend. Had a blast
     
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    I would not recommend a visit to Miami. The summer months are way to fucking hot. Its a place with bars on the home windows. Mega rich on one side of the street, dirt poor on the other. its not a pretty place.
     
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    I went to the Alabama-Notre Dame championship game there in 2013.

    FUN town! Having hotels pools open AND being used in January was a mind fuck.
     
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    You don't get laid in your shit hole town now. You won't get shit in Miami either.
     
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    That’s all you need to know pendejo
     
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    Everyone keeps saying Miami is this hot chick Mecca. It’s not especially compared to some of the west coast cities like LA and Vancouver


    If you like Spanish women it’s great. You go to the clubs on South Beach it’s all middle aged Spanish cougars. I went to Tootsies and the strippers there are all Cuban and don’t speak a word of English so they find out I speak Spanish they want to talk to me in Spanish a mile a minute all night about how shitty their lives were in Havana

    Go to Miami if you want beaches and nice weather during the long east coast winters