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you ever go to a sleep over at a poor kid's house?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Harry Gibbs, Jan 29, 2013.

  1. Westerberg

    Westerberg Nowhere is my home. 2010 OG Gold

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    Going to bed early seems like it could cause a lot of psychological problems.
     
  2. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 Big Southern Dummy VIP

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    I have a few sleep over stories that are pretty bad.

    One time when I was 12 or 13 a friend of mine set up a tent out in the backyard. His cousin was there (a female) and she stayed out in the tent with us. We took turn sticking our hands down her pants
     
  3. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    My oldest is already hinting about smoking weed (he knows I smoke medicinally) but I think I will have to draw the line with partying. I'm really fun but also know when it's time to be responsible with boundaries. So far, so good. Both are great kids!
     
  4. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I slept over a friend's house once. He was nice enough to take the couch and let me have his bed. He banged some skanky chick a day or two before and got crabs so naturally a few days later I ended up with crabs. And I was a virgin. I wouldn't have minded getting an STD so much if I at least got laid out of it. :mad:
     
  5. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler

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    :wtf:
     
  6. Chigs

    Chigs At least I'm enjoying the ride VIP

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    All these stories are cracking me up

    I totally forgot about this story until this thread....I just lost it thinking about it.

    I was not around for this, but my friend had his first wet dream at a sleepover. Apparently he was running around asking the other guest sleeping over what to do. He slept in boxers, and he glazed the blanket the family lent him.
     
  7. Eggrollz

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    :lol:
     
  8. Eggrollz

    Eggrollz Well-Known Member VIP

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    Not to sleep over, but one time I was over at a kid's house after school and his 400 lb mom invited me to stay for dinner because they were having fried macaroni and I was all wtf.
     
  9. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 Big Southern Dummy VIP

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    I had a friend whose brother was a bed wetter so his room smelled like pee and they used instant tea

    I was shocked
     
  10. Westerberg

    Westerberg Nowhere is my home. 2010 OG Gold

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    Nice!

    The tent reminds me of one time where we had a tent party, we lived in the country and had a lot of space so we set up a big tent for the night. The my friend Paul and I bought a bunch of Near beer and told everyone else it was real beer.

    They all got drunk and then we told them what idiots they were, it was fun. We told everyone at school too.
     
  11. Eggrollz

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    What the fuck is instant tea?
     
  12. FunnyFarm2

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    This stuff is awful

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  13. The Cunt

    The Cunt New Member

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    Note to self... Not to sleep over dinkus mayhem's
     
  14. Westerberg

    Westerberg Nowhere is my home. 2010 OG Gold

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    :rofl:

    That's fucked up yo.
     
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    It sucks sleeping on the floor in poor peoples shitty houses you wake up covered in dog hair an carpet fibers then in the morning your neck hurts from sleeping on a shoe or balled up jacket because you dont have a pillow or blanket. Im glad those days are over
     
  16. wife is a whore

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    Was she hot?
     
  17. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    then their fucking prudish mother wants you to go to church with the family. that happened to me once.
     
  18. FunnyFarm2

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    I thought she was.

    I couldn't get over how warm and slippery it was down there :jj:
     
  19. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I couldn't believe it the first time I fingered a girl too. Not what I expected at all.
     
  20. Eggrollz

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