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you ever have a girlfriend tell you she's pregnant?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Harry Gibbs, Feb 2, 2013.

  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i did once in high school. i said back to her "you don't want me to marry you, do you?"
     
  2. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    yes, happened to me 2 mos. ago
    she's 14 weeks preggers
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet Hero Of Kvatch Gold

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    Let's talk about it at the top of this flight of stairs.
     
  4. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Twice. Both times they told me after I broke up with them. Both times they were lying.
     
  5. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    I had a girl tell say she was "preg".


    I punched her in the gut before she could finish saying "pregnant".
     
  6. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    Twice, the same girl. She would always pull that shit when we would break-up. She was supposedly pregnant the last time we broke-up and had an abortion. She was probably lying though.
     
  7. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Yes
     
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cuss:
     
  9. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    I was trying to remember who said that

    So she's going to have it? What are you gonna do?
     
  10. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Yours was one girl twice. Mine was different girls. Mine was factual. Yours was fictional.
     
  11. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    there is no way you could possibly impregnate, much less copulate with, a female. I just don't see it.
     
  12. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    yes
     
  13. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    :nojj: x 2!
     
  15. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    stop imagining schmoopy having sex
     
  16. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    The fake beaner's gonna be a father. :jj:
     
  17. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    Part I - Yes
    Part II - Prolly get married, eventually. Time to get all responsible & shit.
     
  18. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    go all Lever and pretend you are mental
     
  19. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Well then :iohi5:

    :cool:
     
  20. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    [video=youtube;OgZ60tcT17s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgZ60tcT17s[/video]