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Misc. You owe $1 Million to the MOB

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BennyMuso, Apr 15, 2019.

  1. BennyMuso

    BennyMuso Limey MBE VIP

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    And they give you a year to pay it back.



    What do you do.
     
  2. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    This is really getting silly now.
     
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  3. BennyMuso

    BennyMuso Limey MBE VIP

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    You wanna get whacked.

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  4. Chief

    Chief I'm a flea bit peanut monkey Staff Member

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    I'd become a plumber. ucoffee:
     
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  5. Brokenbad

    Brokenbad VIP Extreme Gold

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    make um' an offer they can't refuse.
     
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  6. MorningSong13

    MorningSong13 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Go partners with Paulie. Run up bills on the joint's credit. And why not? Nobody's gonna pay for it anyway. And as soon as the deliveries are made in the front door, you move the stuff out the back and sell it at a discount. You take a two hundred dollar case of booze and you sell it for a hundred. It doesn't matter. It's all profit. And then finally, when there's nothing left, when you can't borrow another buck from the bank or buy another case of booze, you bust the joint out. You light a match.
     
  7. the G-man

    the G-man Well-Known Member

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    Move to the Ozarks and launder money. Don't you limeys get Netflix?
     
  8. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me

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    Russian mob?

     
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    RobsDad Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    If you're that much of a degenerate, that you need to borrow money from the Mob, you should probably just kill yourself and avoid them having to do it for you.
     
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  10. BennyMuso

    BennyMuso Limey MBE VIP

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    What if its a deal gone bad.
     
  11. RobsDad

    RobsDad Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    If you're dealing with The Mob, was it ever GOOD to begin with? :)
     
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  12. ljc

    ljc fish sucks on the stick Gold

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    Pay it back
     
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    Tickle Shits VIP Extreme Gold

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    take it out of petty cash :dontknow:
     
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  14. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    Rent out your mom's asshole at a dollar a fuck a million times.
     
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    yaddc VIP Extreme Gold

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    If the mob kills you they dont get paid......aint saying your not getting lumped up.
     
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  16. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    Never borrow it in the first place
     
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    Slice Well-Known Member VIP

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    When you have nothing to lose... ask for another million.
     
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    Kill The mob
     
  19. AcquiringSignal

    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    Get in my time machine and bet huge on Tiger
     
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    I'd call @Snort 's uncle, Benny.
     
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