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Misc. You owe $1 Million to the MOB

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BennyMuso, Apr 15, 2019 at 6:42 AM.

  1. BennyMuso

    BennyMuso Infamy! They've all got it in for me! VIP

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    And they give you a year to pay it back.



    What do you do.
     
  2. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    This is really getting silly now.
     
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  3. BennyMuso

    BennyMuso Infamy! They've all got it in for me! VIP

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    You wanna get whacked.

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  4. Chief

    Chief I'm a flea bit peanut monkey Staff Member

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    I'd become a plumber. ucoffee:
     
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    Brokenbad VIP Extreme Gold

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    make um' an offer they can't refuse.
     
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  6. MorningSong13

    MorningSong13 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Go partners with Paulie. Run up bills on the joint's credit. And why not? Nobody's gonna pay for it anyway. And as soon as the deliveries are made in the front door, you move the stuff out the back and sell it at a discount. You take a two hundred dollar case of booze and you sell it for a hundred. It doesn't matter. It's all profit. And then finally, when there's nothing left, when you can't borrow another buck from the bank or buy another case of booze, you bust the joint out. You light a match.
     
  7. the G-man

    the G-man VIP Extreme Gold

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    Move to the Ozarks and launder money. Don't you limeys get Netflix?
     
  8. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me

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    Russian mob?

     
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    If you're that much of a degenerate, that you need to borrow money from the Mob, you should probably just kill yourself and avoid them having to do it for you.
     
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  10. BennyMuso

    BennyMuso Infamy! They've all got it in for me! VIP

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    What if its a deal gone bad.
     
  11. RobsDad

    RobsDad Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    If you're dealing with The Mob, was it ever GOOD to begin with? :)
     
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  12. ljc

    ljc fish sucks on the stick Gold

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    Pay it back
     
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    take it out of petty cash :dontknow:
     
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  14. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member Gold

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    Rent out your mom's asshole at a dollar a fuck a million times.
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    If the mob kills you they dont get paid......aint saying your not getting lumped up.
     
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    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    Never borrow it in the first place
     
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    When you have nothing to lose... ask for another million.
     
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    Kill The mob
     
  19. AcquiringSignal

    AcquiringSignal Girthy Gold

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    Get in my time machine and bet huge on Tiger
     
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    I'd call @Snort 's uncle, Benny.
     
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